You used to be cool
Ms. Silv, imma shank you
Have you ever smoked pot? I know you have.
Can we call you Dimples?
This is bogus.
(text about boxing day) Swagg you gunna watch boxing tomorrow?
Damn your ass is fine
You're the first science teacher who has ever taught me anything.
You're racist
Are you shitting me?
Fuck you.
What's up with the apocalypse?
Is all this snow from global warming?
You're Jewish?! Do you believe in God?
If you make more than a grand a month, you're loaded
You're so beautiful, when you walked in I thought there would be a wind effect... you know, like how when a pretty girl walks in in the movies, there is wind blowing her hair...
If you got mugged, they'd steal your shoes!
What'd you get on the ACT? (me: I took the SAT instead.) Is that because you were in Canada?
You shiesty.
In this picture, it looks like you only have one nipple... I mean dimple!
You went to Michigan State?
You bogus.
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